After the Calling

Have you ever written something that you thought was so awesome then went back to it a year later and, after rereading and realizing that you’ve completely arsed your timeline and wrote yourself into an unavoidable soul-suck, wanted to cock back and deck yourself in the face? No? Oh, just me then. UPDATE! Longish. Way too many sexual themes. Some boobies. And there is a serious amount of object discontinuity. I’ve never played with reflections on before, and did not realize just how difficult it is to take a picture in a 3X4 room, with a giant mirror, and a pose that only makes sense from one angle. Instead of actually changing things to make sense, I decided to just move things out of my way. Like walls. Among other things. And we meet another character! Speaking of this new character, I don’t know where he’s from. The sim, I mean. He’s not one of mine, he was just sitting and looking pretty in my sim bin, and being that I was downloading sims a year and two computers ago, I don’t know where the hell I got him from. But I want to give credit where it is due, so, as ridiculous as this sounds, if anyone recognizes that sim, can you give me a heads up so I can credit the creator? Army of tanks! Also, I’m a year late, but the Decorgal/Adele accesory posebox is the best thing ever made ever.

Lastly, I just want to put it out there, Photoshop Elements was made for professionals, digital art enthusiasts, and people born in the 90s. Not Veron. Photoshop should be ashamed for marketing it to me as such. In the title for this post, I originally spelled “five” as “vive”, and for about an two hours, or however long it took me to upload, I could not figure out what the heck was wrong. I knew I had futzed something, but for my life, I could not figure out what. The spanish part of my brain was positive that this was a word, and refused to mind its own business, seeing as we were speaking english, and when we do speak spanish, we don’t even do it that well. The english part of my brain had confangled the Roman Numeral “V” with the actual word, and refused to be convinced that, at some point in early life, it had learned how to read. And Photoshop Elements wants me to correct camera distortion manually. I CAN’T SPELL “FIVE” BUT PHOTOSHOP ELEMENTS WANTS ME TO MANUALLY CORRECT CAMERA DISTORTION.

I might also be sleep deprived. Carry on.