After the Calling

It is an equal failing to trust everyone, and to trust noone.

Storytellers, Spiders, and Bears! Oh my!

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I’m not able to update for a little bit, so I thought I’d check the search engine terms, and… *sigh* positively ridiculous.

Search Engine Terms of the Month:

webbed cocooned erotic spider stories (8 times. One of you is fucking with me.)

puncture marks in crack head arms (fair)

bass ackwards on a chair (possible)

sad sticks (hehehe, what?)

i am amused (so am I)

bear sitting on a hammock (Because of course you would click on me)

pissing desperations japan (pardon?)

praying romantis (*shiver*)

air bed betrayal (…)

am i annoying? (oh, I annoy myself all the time, don’t worry about it)

supernatural demon eye contacts (edit: okay, I just realized that this isn’t weird, I am. I actually offer enayla’s demon eye contacts for download. I forgot.)

And there were also a couple of really not safe for work or for eyes or ears or mental health. Stuff about “unespecting” girls having bad things done to them with dirty pillows. And that one got me two hits. 

Odes to my storytelling comrades… in the strangest ways possible:

goodbye_sun tarantuala

s@ndy the lover story

penelope 3-d unity

and in quotations, meaning at some point, I actually typed these phrases…

“just take what you need from me”

“across the knee”

…maybe in innocent context, but my brain consistently dives head first into the gutter.

Written by Veron

December 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

9 Responses

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  1. Oh man, I’m cracking up! WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? What does any of it MEAN???

    Veron, I think you might be the hub of everything that is random about the internet. I hereby instate the Bear Run Theory of Entropy:

    Since the finite internet is an isolated system, its total entropy will increase until all of the random, crackheaded information that people feed into search engines is evenly distributed throughout the internet, with Veron swimming at the center.

    Penelope

    December 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm

  2. And might I add, “sad sticks”.

    Penelope

    December 10, 2009 at 4:04 pm

  3. I cannot even FATHOM why someone types in “bass ackwards on a chair” as a legit search phrase. Seriously!?! Bear sitting on a hammock?!! What the Hell???!!

    And it made me giggle foreverrrr.
    :D

    the_mctavishams

    December 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm

  4. webbed cocooned erotic spider stories…..HA!

    Muzegoddess

    December 10, 2009 at 10:08 pm

  5. Next time….on webbed cocooned erotic spider stories… HA! Okay,I’m done now :)

    Muzegoddess

    December 10, 2009 at 10:12 pm

  6. praying romantis = WIN

    Mao

    December 11, 2009 at 11:59 am

  7. I’ve been meaning to ask you… which hitcounter service do you use that lets you count and receive stats on something like wordpress? The one I have for lj just gives me limited stats, but i have no way of knowing how the person was referred to the page, which sounds like yours is allowing for you. Just curious. :)

    the_mctavishams

    January 19, 2010 at 1:24 am

    • WordPress has it’s own automatic hitcounter that tells you your incoming links. It’s awesome for that, and pretty suck ass for everything else. I used to use statcounter… or statproject… the name leaves me… it starts with “stat” but most of them do…. well, i used to have something else for hits, and it would tell you which page had the most incoming and outgoing hits. But it’s always your homepage. Anyhoo, those things are very easy to skew. It annoyed me one day so I deleted it and now i just ignore my stats.

      This answer was completely unhelpful. :D

      Veron

      January 19, 2010 at 1:30 pm

      • dang. i was considering moving over everything to wp… but it’s a suck fest for everything else?? maybe i should just put together my own .com or something :[ I would love to know where I’m getting hits frommmm cause it jumped from like, 11 to 60 in seriously one day (definitely NOT complaining… just merely curious). bah idk what to do now lol :P
        and you were helpful, as always :D

        the_mctavishams

        January 19, 2010 at 7:17 pm


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