After the Calling

I’m not able to update for a little bit, so I thought I’d check the search engine terms, and… *sigh* positively ridiculous.

Search Engine Terms of the Month:

webbed cocooned erotic spider stories (8 times. One of you is fucking with me.)

puncture marks in crack head arms (fair)

bass ackwards on a chair (possible)

sad sticks (hehehe, what?)

i am amused (so am I)

bear sitting on a hammock (Because of course you would click on me)

pissing desperations japan (pardon?)

praying romantis (*shiver*)

air bed betrayal (…)

am i annoying? (oh, I annoy myself all the time, don’t worry about it)

supernatural demon eye contacts (edit: okay, I just realized that this isn’t weird, I am. I actually offer enayla’s demon eye contacts for download. I forgot.)

And there were also a couple of really not safe for work or for eyes or ears or mental health. Stuff about “unespecting” girls having bad things done to them with dirty pillows. And that one got me two hits. 

Odes to my storytelling comrades… in the strangest ways possible:

goodbye_sun tarantuala

penelope 3-d unity

and in quotations, meaning at some point, I actually typed these phrases…

“just take what you need from me”

“across the knee”

…maybe in innocent context, but my brain consistently dives head first into the gutter.

So for a full explanation on what the balls this is, you can check out the last post. All these thingys will be up on the Chapter Page at some point. Like now.

This is my couple’s study for Mickey and Chauncey around the time where Chauncey was kind of set on letting his aura kill him. And Mickey was set on not letting that happen.

I was planning on having more stuff done this week, but this update was particularly difficult for me, and took up a lot of my time. I’ll try to get back on it.

And wordpress was being such a bag of chickens, I have to thank Penelope for staying up until the ass crack of dawn bitching at this blogging buttface. Fellow wordpress bloggers, avoid the autoupdate feature. Tis’ a whore.