Oh, this is amazing.
THIS is why I love looking at the search engine terms that bring people to this site. They don’t make a lick of damn sense. Don’t have much, if anything, to do with AtC. But my link shows up and gets clicked anyway. And I love it.
immovable elbow
wrench dog
psychic protection for telepaths
aeryn nekkid
grounded for sneaking out
roman numerals don’t make sense
dildos
“kurt cobain” hairstyle
AND, THE GRAND MASTER OF AMAZING
webbed cocooned erotic spider stories fantasy
WEBBED! COCOONED! EROTIC! SPIDER! STORIES!
SERIOUSLY???!?! REALLY??!?! And thank you.
That is my genre. Forget science fiction urban fantasy whatever the hell. I write in the genre of webbed cocooned erotic spiders. You can bet your dime on that. In fact, I’m about to google that shit right now.
EDIT! And as of this post, I am the first thing that shows up with you google “webbed cocooned erotic spiders”. And my purpose has been fulfilled. I don’t need to accomplish anything else today.
Edit again: Okay… there are actually people with a spider fetish, and there actually exists webbed cocooned erotic spider stories, and everything in me wants to click on some of these links, but I’m afraid of viruses. But there is something called “Sticky bondage” and someone named Gabriel who “is really beautifull [sic], and exciting when she is cocooned.”
And I’m right at the top of that list. Excellent.
THESE ARE THE BEST YET!!!
“Immovable elbow” has me under the table. What the hell? How, HOW did Kurt Cobain hairstyle turn up this page?????
*insane laughter*
Penelope
August 31, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I had only glanced at the search engine term thingy, and I saw “immovable elbow” and was like… okay, it’s time for another game of “guess why google is ignoramic”. And Kurt Cobain’s hairstyle came up TWICE!!!
Veron
August 31, 2009 at 8:51 pm
I still can’t get over the spider fetish thing. Oh, the internet! No matter how bizarre or far-fetched your inclination, there is a community for it somewhere.
Penelope
September 1, 2009 at 10:40 am
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S HILARIOUS!
::falls down laughing:: I think what has me in stitches more than anything is your reaction to the webbed! cocooned! spider! stories! LOLLLL you’re like, so happy. You’re insane! ::wub::
the_mctavishams
August 31, 2009 at 3:59 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And I was yelling in real life too. Like EROTIC! SPIDERS! I work for an adult novelty distributor so my boyfriend is looking at me like “Something for work?”
Yes, this made my day. This made my week! HAHAHAHA
Veron
August 31, 2009 at 8:52 pm