AWESOME SAUCE!
Get this. There is a series of novels known as “The Calling Collection” by this dude (or dudette) named Caridad Pinero. And get this, the novel consists of smutty smutty smutty smut smut vampire novels with excellent names like “Blood Calls”, “Danger Calls”, “Fury Calls”, “Death Calls”, “Darkness Calls”, “Temptation Calls”, and “Desire Calls”. Although my favorite title of the entire series is… you guessed it, “Holiday With A Vampire”. I’m stoked. I didn’t mean to steal the name of an entire smut fiction franchise, but I am stoked. Because when you google either me or this series, it comes up with a mixture of “smutty smut smut smut VAMPIRE BLOOD SEX!” and “Posing Without Pose Boxes!”. Awesome I say. Awesome.
On a more dampened note. I was a doof and didn’t really look at any of the shots I took for the next two updates. If I had, I would have realized they were poo. I’m finaggling them right now, so I probably won’t update until obscenely late today, or sometime tommorrow YEAH THREE DAY WEEKEND… although having a job has never really stopped me from updating so… yeah.
hahaha! OMG, I SO want to read it! It sounds just as good as the urban romances that my boyfriend and I like to snicker over at Barnes and Noble. Our favorite author is someone who calls him/herself- Get this- White Chocolate. *lulz*
http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Hood-2-No/dp/1893196550
Pen
May 24, 2009 at 9:31 pm
http://www.thecallingvampirenovels.com/
*runs out into the distance laughing hysterically*
*disappears over the horizon*
*explodes*
Pen
May 24, 2009 at 9:34 pm
HAHAHAHAHAH! WHITE CHOCOLATE!!!! I swear I’m ordering that and “Return to Gangsta Girls” BECAUSE YOU GET A DEAL!
AND YOU FOUND THE WEBSITE!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*falls over laughing maniacally*
*floor opens up and swallows me whole*
*Earth disintigrates*
Veron
May 24, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Well you better act now because there’s only 3 copies left of Sex In The Hood at Amazon. LMAO!!! I wanna know who’s buying this crap! I want NAMES, dammit!!
Pen
May 24, 2009 at 9:57 pm
you guys crack me up…Desire Calls, yeah that would be my choice for sure!
Gayl
May 25, 2009 at 4:57 am
HEHEHEHEHE! Real life cracks me up. I’m about to buy the entire Calling Collection and then I’m gonna go to White Chocolate’s next book signing. I swear I’m hysterical over this stuff.
Veron
May 25, 2009 at 6:14 am
Ok, I just scrolled to the bottom of the page and apparently the author of the Calling Collection runs several webrings. You read me right, webrings. WHAT IS THIS, 1994???
Oh man, I just watched that trailer again. The mirth.
Pen
May 25, 2009 at 11:31 am
I’ve decided that this author is glamorous and his/her/shis writings would make awesome christmas presents. I’m filling the stockings of everyone I know with this stuff.
Veron
May 26, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Err, what’s a webring?
gayl
May 26, 2009 at 5:50 pm
The Sims Writers Alliance’s great great great great grand-uncle was a webring.
It’s like a bunch of websites sitting in a circle playing duck duck goose. Except they’re all the same website.
Sense? No, of course not. You’ll find none of that here.
Veron
May 26, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Basically, it’s a bunch of sites that are linked together because they have something in common. This was in the days before blogs, let alone blog rolls and blogging groups like the Alliance. Seeing one is like having a dinosaur poke its head into your living room window.
If you think about the internet as a series of tubes, Veron’s duck duck goose analogy makes perfect sense. Just plot some points where the tubes intersect, draw a circle through and there’s your webring. The author of the Calling Collection is the goose. Uhhh. Yeah, come to think of it, it still doesn’t make sense. hehehehehe.
Pen
May 27, 2009 at 7:54 am
No I think I get it now, LOL! It’s like a sewing circle, or a book club, or girl scouts. OK maybe not girl scouts. hehe
Thank you both for the explanations!
gayl
May 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm